Wandering through the streets and the local citizens and not, I noticed that the underbrush of buteo is multi-faceted and heterogeneous. There are several categories that together represent the label of the Universal Butel. As the spokesman of this school of thought liberal fancazzista , pass in review the various types buteistiche in it.
We can find the Butel:
teen, approved, exhibitionist / voyeur, Hustler, servant, dead, factotum, politicized, hyperactive, wild boar, pinocchio, philosopher, amoeba, freeloader. (There would be others, but for now I limit myself to these).
Butel The teen:
Butel The teen is one who, though no longer teenagers, he dresses as a teenager, he cut hair teen (sleccate cow's milk and bananas sixties), talks like a teen ager, he attended companies teenagers. The latter focuses on the lack of maximum initiative and the likely low fighettonaggine which owns Butel teenagers. Unable to attend people his age (just do not shit) and folds on teenagers and the generations of teenagers to come. Representatives of this category are: Marshall Butel, and Butel Maui.
The Butel approved:
The Butel is approved following the mass in all respects, without a minimum of subjectivity. He bent over backwards to get the sweatshirt hip, trendy shoes, trendy gadget. In addition, he attended the local hip, champion of the motto "The more people the better, although I do not know anybody." This type contains a lot of Bute, without its own personality.
The Butel exhibitionist / voyeur:
The Butel exhibitionist / voyeur is the one that is often found in the streets and in restaurants that have a large external stallage in plain sight. A standardization of the Exhibitionist Butel can be summed up so simply, with a glass in hand (no matter how full or empty) outdoors only. Obviously, the place for the "goto" in the open must be well exposed to prying eyes.
Butel The Bully:
Butel Butel is that having a good time to go around for trouble and mess with other (un) worthy representatives of his class. Characteristic, that of the flock "by Ghetto vardar vecio chest?" Is precisely that of the group. Even a sneeze can be no reason to fight for a true Bully Butel. It is often found on the premises outside the city and smoky pool halls. (By this definition, was created the film "The Hustler").
Butel The Servant:
The Servant Butel Butel is the kind of vanishing completely to a friend, becoming its slave. The friend Best of the Servant Butel is revered as a god and everything he says is done instantly. To call it, often just snap your fingers or clap your hands.
The owners / best friends in the Butel Servant, every now and love being in a secret place to fight their servants Bute (Bute also known as slaves). For goodness you omit any names in this category of Butel.
Butel The Dead:
The Dead Butel Butel is that type of the perennial search for a girl with whom to enjoy sex. There are three degrees of Butel death, depending time of abstinence from sexual intercourse.
It starts from the first level (the least severe), resulting in the launch of fleeting glances at girls, before moving to the second degree which is concentrated in the more or less verbal with the fairer sex, coming in third grade (more severe) in which we test all Butel Dead (including "women" with huge clit, commonly called trans), mannequins dell'Oviesse the Female Catfish.
Butel The Factotum:
When it comes to Butel Factotum, reference is made to that line of Butel that can do (to him) know. Can cook, he can sing, can dance, knows how to skate, ski sa, sa plane with two bags dell'Eurospin by Lamberti Tower (he usually made a couple of times), knows how to fish with his bare hands in the rivers, climb the walls to know rock with no strings, knows how to do push-ups with the language (usually not performed, listing a series of outrageous excuses), etc. .. etc. .. etc. .. etc ... etc ... etc ...
The Butel politicized:
For Butel politicized, Butel that means that only talks about politics, just listen to politics, he makes love to his woman alone with the anthem in the background of his political faction, eat books of mathematics (political) salads and cybernetics, when one day have a son, called the policy.
Butel The Hyperactive:
The Hyperactive Butel Butel is that he wants to go at least 7-8 local, on Friday evening, while, in the case on Saturday night, the number is around the local 20-24. Tends to return home when the sun is already high in the sky. For him, the night ends at 11.00 AM and on weekends is not above multiple birthday parties (at least 4 feted and a gift shop).
Butel The Boar:
The Boar Butel Butel is that every night praying before the image of San Tuning for Fast and the Furious. True fan art (?) Preparing mechanical / cosmetic car, spends almost all his possessions in order to be admired by others Bute Wild, of course, all sitting at the wheel of their racing car. It does not matter if it is a Maruti olive green or black Talbot: the important thing is to change it.
Butel The Pinocchio:
The Pinocchio Butel Butel stuffing is that the speeches he exposed with enormous bales.
In his stories, the truth is this but a small percentage. In the various vicissitudes Butel told by Pinocchio, and I heard, it was found that:
-day, a firecracker thrown from an Butel Pinocchio in a field, has created a chasm of ten feet, bringing the light of Roman pottery;
- One evening, the Butel Pinocchio drank Montenegro 28, 12 and 8 Chupito Havana Cola and stay sober, the checkpoint of the Carabinieri, the alcohol test marked an unlikely zero-
the Butel Pinocchio knows everybody, including Chuck Norris,
- The Pinocchio Butel has an orgy with three blond girls, just the night before, but can not remember their names-The
Butel only tells Pinocchio (his) truth-
The Butel Pinocchio so accustomed from his bales, which ends in real credit.
Butel The Philosopher:
Butel philosopher is said, that Butel trying to enchant maidens and friends with his philosophizing speeches and heavy as a truck trailer fully loaded. Especially after a brilliant evening of wine, Butel philosopher his best after midnight. No matter the learned quotations of Aristotle or Sophocles, the important thing is to demonstrate to those unfamiliar with the philosophy that he "knows how". When he meets in his rhetorical way, some Butel is well versed in the subject, the bulldozing Butel Philosopher, speaking Football and championship.
Butel The Amoeba:
The Amoeba Butel Butel is that he never wants to do anything, covered by a halo with depressive slippers. Everywhere the bin last second with excuses like: I have a fever-
;
-not have a car;
-I do not have the cash;
-am tired-I am ashamed
;
- I do one thing;
-I meet with a person in one place.
The Butel freeloaders:
The Butel freeloaders (Last but not least) is that which makes Butel scrocconaggine stinginess and his lifestyle. If you are a local, when it's time to pay, the swindler Butel always ask if someone has two € "to borrow." Same goes for cigarettes, which, inevitably, the freeloader does not have Butel. One day, a notorious scrounger Butel, left on foot with the scooter, has demanded a loan of petrol, sucking it with a cocktail straw. (Easter Monday, all on scooters, with the full on departure, he in reserve). Is set aside the frozen pizzas stolen from trucks parked in Bofrost.
Each of us can feel belonging to one of the above categories.
And you, Butel that you feel you are?
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